To Hell with Dave Matthews' "boy's dream." This is the real deal.

Shadows Fall? Check.
Driving a badass van? Check.
Zombies and monsters? Check.
Killing things? Check.
Video game? Check.

Honestly, the only things missing from this game are boobs and beer. Men are sure to enjoy this regardless. And I did too, because I have the former and don't like the latter. Get ready to get addicted.




*By Jess, who likes this almost as much as Street Fighter.